Where have you been? Have you been in a coma?
Are you serious? Are you suggesting that Chuck Wolfe has been in a coma? How in the name of all that is good and pure would Chuck Wolfe have been rendered comatose?
The last time someone tried to put Chuck Wolfe into a coma, they used vehicles and they still didn’t succeed. This kid got himself a bus because he was super-angry with Chuck Wolfe because he’d punched out his pet bear the week before. He totally nailed it in this bus, foot to the floor, pedal to the metal and aimed it straight at Chuck Wolfe as he was crossing the road.
He was foolish.
Chuck Wolfe neatly side-stepped the bus, gripped the wing mirror and swung in through the open door. As he landed, he calmly stated: “No-one tries to render Chuck Wolfe comatose and gets away with it,” and then he punched the kid in the face. Hard.
Now that’s garnish.