Want to do mad ninja stuff?
Every now and again, a kid, much like you, comes to see Chuck Wolfe. This kid will want Chuck Wolfe to teach him all sorts of mad ninja stuff.
“Teach me mad ninja stuff,” he will say.
“Like what?” replies Chuck Wolfe. “What kind of mad ninja stuff do you want to learn? Do you want to learn punching?”
“No,” says the kid. “I want to learn stuff that’s madder than that. Like flying kicks and that. Like throwing ninja stars in people’s faces.”
“There’s nothing wrong with punching,” says Chuck Wolfe and then he punches the kid in the face.